Man marries pizza because ‘pizza would not betray you…and I love it’

Man marries pizza because ‘pizza would not betray you…and I love it’

Mangalore Today News Network

Nov 26, 2015: Sometimes, we think we’d be happier if we just married a deep pan pepperoni. But then we get over our hangover and get up off the sofa.

Not so this 22-year-old Russian man, who apparently just got married to a pizza.

 

The ceremony allegedly took place in a pizzeria in the city of Tomsk, in Russia.

The bride was thin and crispy and wore a veil. The groom (who wasn’t named) wore his best clean shirt.

The former-bachelor says he decided to commit to his favourite fast food after getting bored of the single life. ‘Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing,’ he said.

Pizza, on the other hand, ‘would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.’

Russian authorities, however, refused to officially register the marriage and a church also turned the newlyweds down.

So, in the end, the ceremony took place in a local pizzeria with the chefs and managers as witnesses. The restaurant even presented them with a non-official but very smart wedding certificate on a clipboard.

Details of what happened on their wedding night were not revealed.

But we hear the wedding breakfast was amazing.